You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
I was literally /just/ going to make a post on this topic and then I found this. Shit.
IT’S OKAY IF I SAY IT ABOUT MYSELF BUT YOU’RE NO ALLOWED TO SAY IT ABOUT ME
for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night
?? what kind of watch do you have
- Me: what's your wifi code?
- Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
- Me: oh.. you're one of those houses